SlapDash

Overview
Not much is known of the early life of SlapDash. Much like her ability to laser-phase anywhere in the cosmos at a moment's notice, she entered the lives of John Carbon and Deutsch out of thin air aboard the Harbinger Warcraft, an interstellar vessel controlled by a malevolent alien race.

SlapDash possesses the incredible ability to laser phase across reality, which means she can be anywhere on the planet at any moment. She’s also a powerful psychic with incredible telekinetic abilities. General Blight would be happy to have her on his side if she wasn’t so reckless and unpredictable.

Powers

 * Laser-phasing
 * Telekinesis
 * "Glitter Grab"
 * "Siren's Shriek"

Abilities

 * Choking people
 * Master tactician
 * Deep lunges

Weaknesses

 * Vertically-challenged

Equipment

 * Jumpsuit
 * Super gross gelatinous alien growth on neck